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Old 03-05-2004, 01:10 PM   #1
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why did the chicken cross the road??

he had a man stuck up his ass.
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Old 03-05-2004, 01:19 PM   #2
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Have you heard this one?? How did the agressive-man save the grannys life??

He stopped kicking her
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Old 03-06-2004, 09:21 PM   #3
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why did george bush cross the road?




his dick was stuck in the chicken
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Old 03-06-2004, 09:48 PM   #4
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Why did hellen kellars dog kill himself

b/c you would kill ur self to if ur name was aldsjfla;jdf(just make a sound like a retarded person)
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Old 03-07-2004, 05:11 AM   #5
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who the fuk cares why the chicken cfross the road?

























not me :roll:
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Old 03-07-2004, 07:11 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by budagboy2
Why did hellen kellars dog kill himself

b/c you would kill ur self to if ur name was aldsjfla;jdf(just make a sound like a retarded person)
you're a terrible person
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:14 PM   #7
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you're a terrible person
U r hilarious
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:31 PM   #8
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you're a terrible person
U r hilarious
...blame it on porn...
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