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Old 01-19-2007, 08:03 PM   #61
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Originally Posted by Mattk
But what's with the strange clothing?


Indeed cute, nice cup, I would say about D..

It always surprise me in many cases that taller girls haven't got boobs as big as the smaller girls. Probably why I like them better anyway, the smaller girls that is LOL

Thanks Bmuller 8)
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:17 PM   #62
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I like shorter girls too. I think it's primarily due to my average height, though.
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:09 AM   #63
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I don't think it has anything with the size of their boobs, I just like shorter girls in general.
Yeah me too to be honest

How tall are you guys BTW? Im 5'9 I believe
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:13 AM   #64
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I'm just under 5'11". Taller than all but around two of the girls I know, but still not tall.
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:17 AM   #65
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Cute. But what's with the strange clothing?
americans :roflmao:

nice girl bmuller

im about 5'8" .... :roll:
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:53 AM   #66
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Ah, Saadie the midget! You'd still be taller than most girls, so you'll be alright.
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Old 01-20-2007, 10:02 AM   #67
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we already have a midget on JW ....

yeh ... i have no problem since me gf is 5'7" haha .....
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Old 01-20-2007, 10:35 AM   #68
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Do you ban her from wearing high-heeled shoes like Tom Cruise?
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Old 01-20-2007, 10:44 AM   #69
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haha no ..
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:16 AM   #70
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Do you ban her from wearing high-heeled shoes like Tom Cruise?
LOL!
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:22 PM   #71
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Originally Posted by bmuller
I may not be the tallest guy, I'm 5'10", but it's never been a problem so I'm not really worried about it
Good to hear buddy. LOL Im 5.9 and Im considered small since the Dutch are the tallest race in the world. Probably because they take alot of drugs..

My dad is 6'4 for instance
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:20 AM   #72
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Probably because they take alot of drugs..
I never knew marijuana had such an effect.
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:30 AM   #73
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yeah shrinks your dick and increases your height huh ?
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:40 AM   #74
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It doesn't shrink your dick. I thought it just diminished your libido.
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:42 AM   #75
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so thats an australian term huh ? ....
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