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06-17-2007, 01:34 AM
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What would you do if Paris Hilton calls you?
What would you do if Paris Hilton calls you?
http://media.putfile.com/Message-from-Paris-Hilton-2007
After that message you just got to put on your favourite dvd "One Night in Paris", dim the lights, pour yourself that smooth Jack Daniels, sit back, relax, and feed the chook.
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06-17-2007, 02:36 AM
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Hell yeah i am  and I am proud of it hehehe
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06-17-2007, 02:46 AM
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I'd shout her cab fair and spend ages fucking her.
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06-17-2007, 05:09 AM
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Is this a phone message? It doesnt sound like a phone message at all 8) doesnt sound like her voice eather imo 
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06-17-2007, 08:10 AM
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lol that's not paris at all :') nice try though 
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06-17-2007, 08:53 AM
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I would say ''Sorry love this isn't the number of the rehabilitation centre''
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06-17-2007, 09:45 AM
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You are officially the creepiest guy i can think of off the top of my head.
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06-17-2007, 09:52 AM
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^^ 2nd that, nothing personal but you really are a one off
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06-17-2007, 10:50 AM
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I hate paris :x
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06-17-2007, 11:13 AM
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I would give her your number
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06-17-2007, 11:53 AM
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uh oh.. tyronne bought a new guitar :roll:
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06-17-2007, 12:13 PM
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^^ Yeah and he wants everybody to know 
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06-17-2007, 03:21 PM
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I would ask for a large loan.
I don't get the fascination with her, not just from Tyronne, but from all the people that like her. She isn't attractive IMO, she is a stuck up bitch, a whore, her singing and acting sucks and the rest of the world would be better off without her.
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06-17-2007, 03:54 PM
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^^ Nothing to add!
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