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Old 04-13-2006, 04:54 PM   #1
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Default cool confessions .....

well ....
i did 150km on a 65 zone today

ohh and i crossed a 645 at 140 once .. he was doin 120 .... i really pissed him off
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:00 PM   #2
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Pics or STFU!

Speeding [inappropriately] isn't cool. I don't know how safe it was where you did it.

(seeing as its the spam section - here goes.....)

The most i have ever exceeded the speedlimit was by 133% - 70mph in a 30mph zone (its in betwee ntwo built up areas - no turn offs, no pedestrians, arrow straight, wide, nice surface etc.
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:04 PM   #3
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not cool at all
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:10 PM   #4
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I went 130 on a 45, but it was really late so nothing happened. After that day, I was speeding (much less) by doing like 80 on a 40 on another road because it was wide as hell, and kind of empty. Well, thing is, road wasnt straight and you could do U turns. One guy on the other side of the road did a LONG U turn slow as hell, almost hit the guy. Thats when I realized why the 40 speed limit was being placed there.
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:12 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
not cool at all
lol .. .comeon ... i feel bad for what i did :prr: ....

@ #1 the city where i live is only 14 km wide ..lol .. its a really small palce .... and i did it after 11 pm ... sooo there were just a couple of cars .. no cops .. no pedestrians ... soo the only ugly side is me dieing ... but thats ok ...
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:15 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
not cool at all
you say that because your car can't do more than 50 km/hr




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Old 04-13-2006, 05:26 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by Saadie
soo the only ugly side is me dieing ... but thats ok ...
That's not okay at all :shock:

Speeding is fine with me when you do it safely - all of us do it
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:26 PM   #8
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how fast dose your car go antonio :prr:

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That's not okay at all :shock:
hey its abt 3 am .. and im bored
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:42 PM   #9
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oh come on.. we all speed dont lie people..
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:19 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Erez_Avital
oh come on.. we all speed dont lie people..
no, I don.. *cough* I cant
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:25 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Saadie
how fast dose your car go antonio :prr:
just last week made 170 something km/hr , but as I don't have registered my car here in JW... I'll just say:
pics or stfu!

Originally Posted by ARMAN
Originally Posted by Erez_Avital
oh come on.. we all speed dont lie people..
no, I don.. *cough* I cant
LOL... What Arman? scared of speed?


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Old 04-13-2006, 06:27 PM   #12
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I am not.. but my car - yes
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:31 PM   #13
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your car starts to shake when you floor it?
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:31 PM   #14
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Be careful, the internet police might come after you guys

(on a more serious note... it does happen... so if you do speed and like to brag about it on a forum, just say you did it in Germany, hehe).
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:47 PM   #15
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^^

Happened on a UK Ferrari forum - bloody coppers! :roll:
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