Who’s the Boss?

[BADMIHAI]

When man was created, all parts of the body argued who should be
boss.

The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all
thoughts.

The eyes said he should be boss since without him, man wouldn't
be able to see.

The legs then countered this by saying that it was him that
brought man wherever he wanted to go.

The stomach argued that it was him that provided nutrition for
the whole body and he should be boss.

Then the asshole applied for the job.The other parts laughed so
hard that the asshole got angry and closed up for a week. The
stomach got upset, the legs went wobbly, the brain started to go
wonky and the eyes got crossed. Finally, they conceded that the
asshole will be the boss.

This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just
an asshole.