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Old 05-27-2005, 07:38 PM   #1
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http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpag...706485,00.html

'Corpse' punches doctor

Romania - Hospital officials in Romania are investigating after a "corpse" in the morgue punched a doctor.

The doctor had to be treated for shock after he was punched by teenager Bogdan Georgescu.

The youngster, 16, had been taken to the morgue at Brasov County Hospital after collapsing and showing no signs of life.

He was declared dead on arrival and his body moved to the morgue.

The teen said: "I woke up and had no idea where I was, I looked to the left and to the right and saw a dead woman on either side of me, and then I saw this man coming towards me in a white coat.

"I just panicked. I thought he was going to kill me."

The youngster, from Fagaras, is now being treated in the neurological ward to find the cause of his collapse.

He said: "The last thing I remember is drinking coffee with my brother, and then I woke up in the morgue." - Ananova.com
if i were the doctor, they'd have to be treating me in the neurological ward too :shock:
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Old 05-27-2005, 07:58 PM   #2
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lmfao, poor kid tho/
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Old 05-27-2005, 08:04 PM   #3
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Scary, he could be butchered by doctor already :faint: how many people die like this?
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Old 05-27-2005, 08:43 PM   #4
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thatd freak the shit outta me if i was the doctor or the kid.
Doctor: HOLY FUCK IT MUST BE SATAN!!! OH GREAT GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!?

Kid: HOLY FUCK WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE DEAD PEOPLE HERE?!!? AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE HOLDING A KNIFE?!!?

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Old 05-27-2005, 08:59 PM   #5
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Its clinical death if I say its right. Doctor should be the one who should know that this happens from time to time and not take serios s*it in his pants
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Old 05-27-2005, 09:01 PM   #6
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LMAO! i woulda done the same thing.
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Old 05-27-2005, 09:09 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
Its clinical death if I say its right. Doctor should be the one who should know that this happens from time to time and not take serios s*it in his pants
Sometimes the heartbeat is too weak for the machines to pick up, which is why they probably sent him to the morgue instead of the ICU. It's realy rare that this happens though so it's not like the doc would have been waiting for it..but i'll bet he will be now
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:50 PM   #8
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i would think that the skin not being scally and hit chest raising and lowering would be a dead giveaway.
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Old 05-28-2005, 12:22 AM   #9
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I have a dead person phobia, if i had woken up to that, i wouldnt be in the neurological ward, i would have stayed right there where i was, cause of death: heart attack...time of death: 10 seconds ago. seriously.
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Old 05-28-2005, 08:55 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by gogglibear
i would think that the skin not being scally and hit chest raising and lowering would be a dead giveaway.
no to that too. when the heart rate drops to where the machines can't pick it up, so does the resperation rate. he wasn't breathing hard enough to expand his chest.
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