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Old 03-15-2007, 09:41 PM   #61
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^^ I hope you won't get a name change for that :shock:
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Old 03-16-2007, 02:57 AM   #62
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Only now did I realize that it meant still.
Isn't that "stationary" with an "a"? Stationery means pens, paper etc.
Yes, stationary with an "a" means standing still but I thought it was a typo because I couldn't figure WTF pens, paper, etc had to do with Dani. Every time I saw the name I was like, "WTF, did Dani just get a job at Staples?" I figured stationary as in still would be the only reasonable explanation as a play on the whole Captain Slow thing. I also have only slept 2 hours in the last 36 hours, so I am a little loopy :turn-l: :spaz:
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Old 03-16-2007, 06:48 AM   #63
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I figured stationary as in still would be the only reasonable explanation as a play on the whole Captain Slow thing.
Ah, good point. Didn't think of that.
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Old 03-16-2007, 07:06 AM   #64
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
It's like pissing in your pants, warm and funny at first, but it soon loses the glamour.
man Mojo you have a hell of imagination!
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Old 03-16-2007, 07:10 AM   #65
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^He's reminiscing about his childhood.
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Old 03-16-2007, 08:12 AM   #66
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What one do you want back ?
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Old 03-16-2007, 08:44 AM   #67
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Old 03-16-2007, 08:46 AM   #68
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i was getting used to cpt snail..
anywho.. nice to have you back DANI
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Old 03-16-2007, 08:55 AM   #69
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heeeey, welcome back dani_d_mas :good:
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Old 03-16-2007, 09:12 AM   #70
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Welcome back Dani! Where have you been? :shock:
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Old 03-16-2007, 10:32 AM   #71
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it was like a roundabout - from dani to captain slow to James May... back to dani
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Old 03-16-2007, 11:15 AM   #72
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oh yeah, I remember, but couldn't recall the exact names (didn't know you have 10cm penis though )

well saadie, that's another story
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:33 PM   #73
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Welcome back dani_d_mas!!
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Old 03-16-2007, 06:40 PM   #74
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Old 03-16-2007, 10:17 PM   #75
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by MIHALS
it was like a roundabout - from dani to captain slow to James May... back to dani
You forgot Private Snail, Private Stationery... and the old 30cm_penis and 10cm_penis

Along with Saadie, I'm sure I'm the member with more name changes
wow, I missed quite a few of those
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