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03-26-2004, 09:21 PM
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LOL. But what are the chances of the officer that pulled you over not being there when the other ones came?
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03-27-2004, 07:47 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
lol killer, not sure if i want to field test that methord thoe, still highley amusing
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03-27-2004, 07:49 AM
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Hahahahahah, nice one 
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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03-27-2004, 11:17 AM
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I wonder if that could work
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03-27-2004, 07:37 PM
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03-28-2004, 11:52 PM
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lol, as soon as you said the car was stolen, the cop'd have his gun out and be beating the shit out of u on the ground... I dont think he'd just walk back to his car and call backup, lol... but that would be sweet
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03-29-2004, 12:08 AM
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Hahaha, thats good but the cops record most pull-overs so one way or another you get screwed. In the US at least...
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03-29-2004, 12:24 AM
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Nice one Thamar,
We have a Volvo meeting scheduled in Belgium on saturday.
Do you think the Rijkswacht will fall for this excuse when, heaven forbids, I'm pulled over for speeding 
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03-30-2004, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by thamar
I don't think so, but maybe the police will :p
To bad the rijkswacht doesn't excist anymore, you really can see the difference. My dad went dumb over night when they merged rijkswacht & police
Good tip, when traveling in Belgium (Vlaanderen dan), make sure your radio (rds) is on Q-Music (88.9fm) with the traffic updates they say where there are falling stars  |
Yeah I love Q-music(muziek kan wa beter), I thought it would be forbidden...
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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03-30-2004, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by thamar
There's nothing illegal with saying where a speedtrap is, but having a radardetector in your car is illegal.
Belgian law, the strangest thing to mankind :p
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Yeah strange, but those cops are funny, always at the same spot.
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Bob Woodward - State of denial
Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
Cars are my hobby, driving them is my passion.
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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03-31-2004, 07:34 PM
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One that actually works (it really does, I swear):
"I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT OFFICER!"
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