Three women die and go to heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
here in heaven... Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them, the first
woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with
the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together
and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck.
Along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. He
chains them together with the same punishment as the first
woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful
where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks. Then, one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the
most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... tall, muscular
and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without
saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped
on a duck."
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