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Old 11-10-2006, 08:06 PM   #1
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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Old 11-10-2006, 09:06 PM   #2
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I can imagine that happening
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:14 AM   #3
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What an idiot. Getting drunk makes you do strange, strange things.
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Old 11-12-2006, 05:40 PM   #4
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dont drink and drive
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Old 11-12-2006, 09:22 PM   #5
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^In this case, it wouldn't really have matter because he couldn't even find the driver's seat.
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