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06-29-2006, 04:58 PM
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Anyone Ever Try to Light Their Farts?
This guy got the wrong idea:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060629/...stan_bulb_dc_1
BTW: that prison sentence SUCKS.
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06-29-2006, 05:03 PM
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That's pretty damn far up... :shock:
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06-29-2006, 05:07 PM
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this i some fucked up shit :shock:
i cant believe how the bulb didnt shatter  ...
anyways WTF
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06-29-2006, 05:09 PM
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Unbelievable :shock:
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06-29-2006, 05:20 PM
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How does someone get a lightbulb shuved up there ass without noticing?
And damn, this is a story I really could have done without.
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06-29-2006, 05:28 PM
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reminds me of jackass and shoving the toy car up his ass
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06-29-2006, 05:31 PM
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I sometimes feel like someone has secretly shoved a watermelon up my ass...sideways...without me knowing how it happened. I usually feel this way every year when I do my taxes... :roll:
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06-29-2006, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 30cm_penis
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Originally Posted by Daggernite
How does someone get a lightbulb shuved up there ass without noticing?
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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
It's clear now.......... too much alcohol  |
yeah right. "too much alcohol" like in Brokeback Mountain
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06-30-2006, 02:25 AM
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Hahahahahahahaahahahaha 
That's so going in the school news paper
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06-30-2006, 11:36 AM
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must have a wide ass as to not know how it got there. Didnt feel it? yeah right.
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07-01-2006, 08:08 AM
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Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort.
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Damn right, Mohammed. 
This is ridiculous! Prison sure makes people do weird things... :shock:
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07-01-2006, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
I had an ER doctor as a councelor at a youth camp once and he would tell us these hilarious stories of gay guys coming to the hospital to have things removed and they'd make up the most unbelievable stories ever. One guy came in with some sort of rubber toilet plunger up his ass and he told my friend that he has in the shower and slipped and it just went right in... who on earth would believe that shit?
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also heard some stories like those. But not everyone that arrived at ER with something up their asses was considered gay
many times were men at their 40-60, considered excellent persons, good jobs, role models, and then appeared at ER with bananas, bottles, everything you can imagine with things stuck up their asses
of course the patients didn't want to give the news to their families
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07-02-2006, 08:39 PM
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On another note, my brother did try to light farts on fire and he can. In fact, he keeps doing it =/
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