pretty crude but funny joke

[Alucard13]

okay here goes (somebody is gonna get pissed i just know it)
a black guy a white guy a chinese guy and a hispanic guy all go to the top of a moutain to proclaim how much they love their race
the hispanic guy says viva la spain and jumps off the mountain then dies (hahahah)
the chinese guy jumps off and yells out some crazy chinese stuff and dies
the white guy goes up and says this is for my people and grabs the black guy and throws him off

[Alucard13]

here is another one
anybody know why black people dont like to take asprin
1. its white
2. it works
3. you gotta pick cotton to get to it
hahahah
just to let everybody know I am black

[gucom]

erm sorry but even if i forget about the black/white part, i just dont think its funny so either im frikken boring or u need to come up with better jokes

if you read the first line i don't think its that bad- i didn't read it properly first time but to be honest there are sooo many variations on this same sort of joke i've heard pretty much all of them sorry. Second ones better BTW

[BADMIHAI]

The second one was pretty good.

[hemi_fan]

yeah, im not really into race jokes... i only know one...
Q: why are black people so good at basketball??

A: Because it involves Running, Stealing, and Shooting.

but pretty funny nonetheless

[nthfinity]

ok here's a few ive heard that will get me into trouble someday...

Q: how long does it take black women to poo?

A: 9 months

Q: why dont mexicans and black people have children together?

A: thier offspring would be too lazy to steal


sorry if anyone offended. i honestly am as far from a racist as one could get

[oscargarza88]

its pretty funny until the joke is towards u... (^)

[nurbrun]

LOL to lazy to steal

[peacenriot69]

heres one

Black kid comes home from school one day and runs to his mother and says
"Mommy Mommy at school today we were doing math and i realized i knew how to add better than the white kids , is that cause im black" His mother answered Yes son thats cause your black. The next day he comes home and says Mommy Mommy at school today we were doing Spelling and i realized i knew how to spell better than the white kids is that cause im black" His mother answered Yes son thats cause your black. The next day he comes home and says Mommy Mommy at school today we were going pee and i realized my dick was bigger than the white kids is that cause im black" His mother answered No son thats cause your 36 and still in kindergarten

[he7lius]

Very nice jokes.