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Old 01-18-2007, 09:23 PM   #76
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
But, even you can become as chissled as I if you buy the Total Gym, it is affordable.
hahahha
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:00 PM   #77
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Originally Posted by bmw06m6
Originally Posted by Mattk
Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
Well that tells one thing, He might be French.
I am not French - would you like me send you an 8x9 autographed picture of me copping a pose and flexing my pure bread American muscle?

I could flex my arms and chest as well.
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:27 PM   #78
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No I didn't - would you like an autographed 8x9 photo of me flexing on the beach?
No.

Oh, you corrected it. 8)
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:46 PM   #79
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Originally Posted by Mattk
No I didn't - would you like an autographed 8x9 photo of me flexing on the beach?
No.

Oh, you corrected it. 8)
No I didn't - I am David Hasselhoff - I am so cool and hip I never make mistakes. If you want I can make it a 22x36 Poster.
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:32 AM   #80
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Originally Posted by ViperASR
Originally Posted by Mattk
Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
LMAO!!!!!!

I think Paul, Chuck, and David are all the same person, or at least they are friends that know each other.
It has to be someone higher up, I mean with no custom titles
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:35 AM   #81
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Originally Posted by HeilSvenska
Wow. This is really disturbing with Paul Walker, Chuck Norris, and David Hasselof discussing their dicks. It's even more disturbing that they've all seen each others!
LMAO!!
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:40 AM   #82
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You really like him don't you :shock:
Hahah lol Yes.
You scare me every time :shock:
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Old 01-19-2007, 01:37 AM   #83
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Damn TopGear you are a bigger spammer then all these recent clowns.
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Old 01-19-2007, 01:41 AM   #84
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Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
Damn TopGear you are a bigger spammer then all these recent clowns.
At least I do in in the spammers corner, thats what its for :bah:
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:08 AM   #85
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It has to be someone higher up, I mean with no custom titles
Maybe they're the new owners of Jabbas World, having taken over in a top secret buyout.
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:09 AM   #86
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^^
and their new slogan is 'metal as fuck'
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:12 AM   #87
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Originally Posted by Mattk
It has to be someone higher up, I mean with no custom titles
Maybe they're the new owners of Jabbas World, having taken over in a top secret buyout.
You're a bright young lad.

Why don't you come up with a fancy methematical equation to prove that I am not Paul Walker.
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:26 AM   #88
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Originally Posted by ViperASR
Originally Posted by Mattk
Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
LMAO!!!!!!

I think Paul, Chuck, and David are all the same person, or at least they are friends that know each other.
It has to be someone higher up, I mean with no custom titles
Well I hope Jabba or Karma dont give em titles. Its just a sign that you are actually being watched. The more attention they'll get the more they will spam.
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Old 01-19-2007, 11:47 AM   #89
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^good point, the Spammers Corner is loaded with stuff :roll:
20-30 topics beeing active only in the last 2 days

If it continues like this, we'll have Kiefer, Bruce, Arnold, .. on the forum soon
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:57 PM   #90
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^Don't give them ideas!
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