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08-19-2005, 08:20 PM
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I guess that answers our question about being alone......no such thing as privacy at JW. 
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Originally Posted by komotar
yup, Tom has been breathing down my neck for the past few hours.
We set up a date sometime mid december. Around cristhmass probably.
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you are going on a date with Tom? What about poor Daisy, don't tell me you are batting for the other team now? 
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Originally Posted by komotar
@dingo
I haven't laughed so hard since I saw Dan banging on my door.
The text above your avatar rocks 
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What better way to start the day then with a new 'title' - and isn't it just perfect.  I don't like the word "sod" though - we don't use that over here.
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08-20-2005, 03:50 AM
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komotar wrote:
yup, Tom has been breathing down my neck for the past few hours.
We set up a date sometime mid december. Around cristhmass probably.
you are going on a date with Tom? What about poor Daisy, don't tell me you are batting for the other team now?
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Haha, nope I'm straight as an arrow. 
I set up a date for Tom and my Daisy to meet 8)
komotar wrote:
@dingo
I haven't laughed so hard since I saw Dan banging on my door.
The text above your avatar rocks
What better way to start the day then with a new 'title' - and isn't it just perfect. I don't like the word "sod" though - we don't use that over here.
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Well, I'm sure Dan will calm down, stop being jelaous about you getting to Daisy before hime and give you your old "title" back 8)
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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08-20-2005, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by komotar
Haha, nope I'm straight as an arrow.
I set up a date for Tom and my Daisy to meet 8)
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sure sure - I will tell Daisy about this when we meet and she will be all mine......oh how sweet it will be! 
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Originally Posted by komotar
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife.
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08-20-2005, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by dingo
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Originally Posted by komotar
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife. |
DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!
my dastardly scheme has failed :cry:
you can keep that title for ever now
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08-20-2005, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
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Originally Posted by dingo
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Originally Posted by komotar
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife. |
DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!
my dastardly scheme has failed :cry:
you can keep that title for ever now |
Its unbelievable what a guy will do to get with such a hot chick.... :roll:
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08-20-2005, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by dingo
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
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Originally Posted by dingo
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Originally Posted by komotar
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife. |
DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!
my dastardly scheme has failed :cry:
you can keep that title for ever now |
Its unbelievable what a guy will do to get with such a hot chick.... :roll: |
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Performance Modifications: AAM Air Intakes, AAM Fuel Rails, AEM EMS, ATR Downpipe, ATR Test Pipe, Blitz SBC-id, Blitz Power Meter, Blitz Turbo Timer, Borla Catback Exhaust, Brembo Rotors, Chrome Y-Pipe, Eibach Ground Control Coil 2.0" Drop, Fidanza Fly Wheel, Goodrich Steel Braided Brake Lines, Cusco Rear Strut Bar, Greddy boost/EGT/Fuel-Air gauges, Gutted Precats, HKS Intercoolers, HKS Intercooler Hard Pipes, HKS Hi-Flow Fuel Pump, HKS DLi Ignition, HKS Sequential BOV, Accel Wires, NGK Spark Plugs (0.033"), RPS Stage-3 Sprung 6-disks Clutch, SMC alchohol kit, T.E.C Front Strut Bar, Dynamic Racing 650R Turbochargers, 720cc injectors, Spec-800 Race Engine built by AAM with JE forged pistons/Crower forged rods.
Non-Performance Mods: 94VR4 to 98VR4 conversion, HID headlights, Konig Villains 18x9, Kumho 265X18X35, Real Leather Shift Knob Cover, Synthetic fluids. Polished by Dave Best: Manifold, HKS intercooler pipes, exhaust covers, 3000GT VR4 spark plug cover.
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08-20-2005, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
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Are you tring to say you'd like to sit down together and have a cup of tea - to discuss things?
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08-20-2005, 11:28 AM
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nah, I don't drink tea
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08-20-2005, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
nah, I don't drink tea |
well I hear Daisy is wild for the stuff - so I don't fancy your chances anymore.
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08-20-2005, 07:24 PM
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Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black!
Do I win a prize, Dan? 
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08-20-2005, 08:14 PM
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yeh you get a gold star
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08-20-2005, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by TransAm2001
Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black!
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Really?
I was sure Dan was trying to make a peace offering with me......should've known better.
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08-21-2005, 09:21 AM
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Woo hoo!
A gold star!
Kewl!
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08-25-2005, 11:14 PM
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I like magnets.
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08-25-2005, 11:28 PM
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scotch, scotch, scotch, i LOOOOOOVE scotch!
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