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12-03-2006, 03:10 PM
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I thought everyone knows it already
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"...free your mind and the body will follow..." - THE MATRIX
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12-03-2006, 03:58 PM
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yes, Arman may be the only guy on JW who is gently taking care of his Theatan levels
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12-03-2006, 06:12 PM
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his what levels??
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12-03-2006, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by gucom
his what levels??
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Theaten levels, you know; the alien souls that were burried in the volcanoes of the earth eons ago (some specific year) which were then vaporized by hydrogen bombs by Xemu, or Xenu; depending one which you prefer (same guy) the space tyrant. These billions of souls were trapped on earth by Xemu... and were devistatingly tormented. These souls are now in every man woman and child, and cause all the pain in the world; such as depression, anger, hate, schitsophrenia, etc. (scientology is strictly against mental pharmacudicals). This was the second event, if i recall correctly.
only by unlocking your past can you overcome the theatans threat to living a happy life.... that is, unlocking your past lives... depending on what your worth, you can become the highest level in scientology; of which, you are annointed on a cruise ship for a small one time cost to recieve your new super-high level book for perhaps 100,000's of dollars.
small volume print keeps the price up
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12-04-2006, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by nthfinity
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Originally Posted by gucom
his what levels??
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Theaten levels, you know; the alien souls that were burried in the volcanoes of the earth eons ago (some specific year) which were then vaporized by hydrogen bombs by Xemu, or Xenu; depending one which you prefer (same guy) the space tyrant. These billions of souls were trapped on earth by Xemu... and were devistatingly tormented. These souls are now in every man woman and child, and cause all the pain in the world; such as depression, anger, hate, schitsophrenia, etc. (scientology is strictly against mental pharmacudicals). This was the second event, if i recall correctly.
only by unlocking your past can you overcome the theatans threat to living a happy life.... that is, unlocking your past lives... depending on what your worth, you can become the highest level in scientology; of which, you are annointed on a cruise ship for a small one time cost to recieve your new super-high level book for perhaps 100,000's of dollars.
small volume print keeps the price up 
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LMAO man Nth, I learn so many things every day on JW
send to the shrinkhouse the guy who told you that story, no wonder thers so many insane rumors around Scientology if there are people around who tell you such a fary tales
Thetan is from the Greek theta, the traditional symbol for thought or life and means the spiritual being itself. Word was made so the definition will not get confused with any hundrets of other definitions of spiritual being.
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12-04-2006, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by saadie
is it just me .. or raelian really sounds like a condom company 
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Yes it does, but i still perfer Eros.
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12-04-2006, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
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Originally Posted by nthfinity
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Originally Posted by gucom
his what levels??
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Theaten levels, you know; the alien souls that were burried in the volcanoes of the earth eons ago (some specific year) which were then vaporized by hydrogen bombs by Xemu, or Xenu; depending one which you prefer (same guy) the space tyrant. These billions of souls were trapped on earth by Xemu... and were devistatingly tormented. These souls are now in every man woman and child, and cause all the pain in the world; such as depression, anger, hate, schitsophrenia, etc. (scientology is strictly against mental pharmacudicals). This was the second event, if i recall correctly.
only by unlocking your past can you overcome the theatans threat to living a happy life.... that is, unlocking your past lives... depending on what your worth, you can become the highest level in scientology; of which, you are annointed on a cruise ship for a small one time cost to recieve your new super-high level book for perhaps 100,000's of dollars.
small volume print keeps the price up 
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LMAO man Nth, I learn so many things every day on JW
send to the shrinkhouse the guy who told you that story, no wonder thers so many insane rumors around Scientology if there are people around who tell you such a fary tales
Thetan is from the Greek theta, the traditional symbol for thought or life and means the spiritual being itself. Word was made so the definition will not get confused with any hundrets of other definitions of spiritual being.
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I neglected to mention, if a Scientologist hears the foundation of the Theaten too early (as in, thier own adherance to the cult must be prepared over time) that it may kill them
I have no problem with you being a scientologist, but I also have no problem making fun of religion; even my own.
Oh, and Tom Cruise told me
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12-04-2006, 06:48 PM
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8)  say hello to Tommy-boy 8)
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