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View Poll Results: How big is your (erect) penis?
0-5 cm (2 in) 0 0%
6-12 cm (2.4-4.7 in) 2 2.67%
13-15 cm (5.1-6 in) 17 22.67%
16 cm (6.3 in) 16 21.33%
17 cm 13 17.33%
18 cm 10 13.33%
19 5 6.67%
I have an elephant's trunk for a penis 12 16.00%
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:55 PM   #31
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There's just too many immature fuckers hanging about JW. "Oh my God! A guy is asking about penis size! He must be GAY!" That sounds like the mindset of a 12 year-old to me.
If things pertaining to sex disgust you, DON'T come visit the Sex & Relationships forum, you immature, pre-pubescent fucks! :fist:
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:27 AM   #32
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http://www.break.com/index/parkprank.html

Well... lets see your videos..
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:30 AM   #33
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^LOL! I like that song in that video.
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Old 12-10-2006, 12:25 PM   #34
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Shit! I'm sorry to hear that thamar. You can't be getting much coitus with such a fire hose.
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:41 PM   #35
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The average size is indeed somewhere around 10 cm but during intercourse it does expand. I'm glad I don't have a fire hose for a cock. It's gotta suck to stab the cervix every time.
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:58 PM   #36
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
I read from somewhere that average length of vagina, is about 8,5cm. I don't know if all the women from baby to granny are included or what?
thx for bringing another image into my head (2 actually) that i REALLY dont want there :roll:

I suppose it goes for adult women, although i could imagine women from different parts of the world would have slight differences in their vaginas... but when having sex you dont push that far to get "it" in up till the last millimetre, do you ? BTW badmihai is quite the vagine expert
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Old 12-10-2006, 05:31 PM   #37
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I've been told that thicker is better than larger.

Originally Posted by mrmojo77
I read from somewhere that average length of vagina, is about 8,5cm.
and the most erogenous places are within the first 5 cm.
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Old 12-10-2006, 05:39 PM   #38
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Whats the point of starting a thread like this when you know people wont tell the truth?

Nothing but making JW look silly.
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:43 PM   #39
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
Originally Posted by gucom
Originally Posted by mrmojo77
I read from somewhere that average length of vagina, is about 8,5cm. I don't know if all the women from baby to granny are included or what?
thx for bringing another image into my head (2 actually) that i REALLY dont want there :roll:

I suppose it goes for adult women, although i could imagine women from different parts of the world would have slight differences in their vaginas... but when having sex you dont push that far to get "it" in up till the last millimetre, do you ? BTW badmihai is quite the vagine expert
Last mm of the vagina or penis? Ofcourse I stick it in to the hilt, but not with the first push. Slowly first or it stops right in the beginning because of the pain
vagina, but i wasnt really trying to get details about your sexual habits
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:01 AM   #40
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mrmojo has nailed it right in the head.
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:35 PM   #41
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
mrmojo has nailed it right in the head.
no pun intended sorry i had to, but you all are right sex, and sexual related stuff should be so taboo.

but on a side note i was listening to Love Line (sex advice show) and some guy has had many multiple orgasms!! i was like what? and one of the hosts was like how do you have that much fluid to have two orgasms?
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