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Old 02-23-2007, 03:29 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by pitfield
Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..

You can always bring a bag, just in case
or in English, is she a BOBFOC?

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
LMAO!!

Ive got to remember that one

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Old 02-23-2007, 03:33 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by bmuller
I'd say it's pretty obvious that her intentions are not exactly PG-13...


Smack that, all on the floor...


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Old 02-23-2007, 03:42 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by htfaber
Reminds of the scene in I Spy, where Eddie Murphy is instructing Owen Wilson to get it on with Famke Jansen.
The result is Owen Wilson singing Sexual Healing....

Incredibly funny!
Thats not the way to get a Dutch Lady
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:45 PM   #19
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:23 PM   #20
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Z3US... NO ONE sends a Lyric they don't know what it means!!!

And, if she didn't know English, how would she find the lyric for "that song" she liked so much??

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Old 02-23-2007, 05:56 PM   #21
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^ LOL
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Old 02-23-2007, 06:32 PM   #22
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Se for gostosa, vai la!!!


I think she wants you to invest...

Invest is a terrible word...

I think she need your healing...
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:54 PM   #23
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Originally Posted by bmuller
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I don't think a girl would let it this clear that she wants to get fucked, unfortunately.
You obviously haven't been around many college parties, either that or you're very disillusioned
Well, in fact i've been to quite a lot of college parties and believe me, at least here, girls make themselves very hard to get.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:55 PM   #24
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The thing actually is that i'm afraid she wants more than sex... If i bang her she will probably want a relationship and i don't want.
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Old 02-23-2007, 11:21 PM   #25
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^But at least you'll have banged her.

You obviously haven't been around many college parties, either that or you're very disillusioned
I think that's only in America.
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:33 AM   #26
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Was talking to her a few moments ago and now i know why the "request"... She is prcticatlly alone at home, since her parents travelled the weekend :roll: ... Her sister is there too but she told me she is going to sleep at a friends house tomorrow.

We'll go out tomorrow and i'll see what happens.
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Old 02-24-2007, 01:20 AM   #27
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She is prcticatlly alone at home
Go for it!!!
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Old 02-24-2007, 05:43 AM   #28
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^ No but in America there are more.

@Z3uS: go get 'er :drinking:
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So basically what you're telling me is that there aren't sluts in any countries other than the US...
Sluts tend not to go to uni here.
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Old 02-24-2007, 09:30 AM   #30
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Sluts are everywhere!
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