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View Poll Results: David Hasselhoff is our greatest role model
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:21 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/videoshow.php?vid=e4da3b7fbbce2345d7772b0674a318d5 #video
LOL that movie is great idd

"Nice ass!"

Well you can't blame him, he's The Hoff!
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:50 AM   #17
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^Your fanaticism has gone to slightly disturbing heights...
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Old 01-17-2007, 08:58 AM   #18
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^ I'm sorry. But I like David Hasselhoff :') Did you know he did a song recently? You can find it here:

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?doc...vid+hasselhoff

Jump in my car


"Get out of my car!"
"But you told me you'd bring me home!"
"But it's just too far!"

xD Hilarious!
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:16 AM   #19
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http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/vid...6f75849b#video

Hahahahahahaha :') Sorry.
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:25 AM   #20
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Did you know he did a song recently?
Yeah, he recorded it whilst in Australia. It's a remake of an old Australian rock song.
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:39 AM   #21
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^ I can't imagine the original being any better than Hoffs version :')
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:58 AM   #22
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It's slightly better. It was a real hit with baby boomers back then.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:05 AM   #23
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No! Can't be! Noooooo
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:06 AM   #24
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The video, apparently, got young male blood flowing, due to the presence of scantily-clad female dancers.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:09 AM   #25
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^ True, but the song is just hilarious as well :')
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:16 AM   #26
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I almost sang it to this girl I once wanted to go out with, minus the end bit, of course. I didn't, mainly because she agreed relatively readily to me taking her home, only she had me drop her off on the corner. Bitch!
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:19 AM   #27
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^ LOL, I assume you sang that last bit then when she got out of the car? "You look like a mess!"
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^No, I didn't, mainly because she didn't.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:25 AM   #29
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^ Well you can always so that to her. Maybe she would've liked to make herself look a bit better then, and you could've offered her your mirror at your place. xD
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No. Besides, I liked her pretty eyes.

I first tried to make a move on July 2, 2006. I failed miserably after I told her I was in the Liberal Party of Australia and our once friendly relationship became somewhat combative. After many months, I finally realised it was not worth it and that I didn't like anymore anyway. It turns out she's a socialist from the Labor Left. Enough about her. 8)

David Hasselhoff is actually not a bad singer, to be perfectly honest.
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