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06-28-2006, 12:28 AM
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Well, turns out she actually came and my pledge brothers decided to watch us hook up in the back of her car
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I nominate this for Best Prank EVER :roflmao: 
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06-28-2006, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
Bring on the paternity jokes(RC)... :fuck:
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Actually you might be concerned about someone filing rape charges one day.. 
"I don' remember" is not a very good defense...
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06-29-2006, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
 I love you RC
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So if you are not rapist you are a homosexual?
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06-29-2006, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
Besides, I thought we already settled the fact that I'm not a rapist, you even felt it important enough to tell to the world in your sig...
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Well, I was more thinking about how you may not remember doing stuff rather than maliciously doing something on purpose..
p.s: I hope you do love me... because some other motherfuckers obviously don't love me - they smashed my cars rear and side window last night. 
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06-29-2006, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by RC45
p.s: I hope you do love me... because some other motherfuckers obviously don't love me - they smashed my cars rear and side window last night. |
Sorry to hear about that ... where did it happen? Was it at home?
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06-29-2006, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by sameerrao
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Originally Posted by RC45
p.s: I hope you do love me... because some other motherfuckers obviously don't love me - they smashed my cars rear and side window last night. |
Sorry to hear about that ... where did it happen? Was it at home? |
yes - seems a couple other cars got hit around the neighbourhood as well - fucking vandlas...
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06-29-2006, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by RC45
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Originally Posted by sameerrao
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Originally Posted by RC45
p.s: I hope you do love me... because some other motherfuckers obviously don't love me - they smashed my cars rear and side window last night. |
Sorry to hear about that ... where did it happen? Was it at home? |
yes - seems a couple other cars got hit around the neighbourhood as well - fucking vandlas... |
very sad to hear this. Did anybody see who did it by any chance? Its so annoying knowing people do this kind of stuff
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06-29-2006, 10:08 AM
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yes - seems a couple other cars got hit around the neighbourhood as well - fucking vandlas...
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a real PITA; as rear/side glass isn't as quick to remedy as a front windscreen
sorry to hear it, and best luck to a speedy fix.
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06-29-2006, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by nthfinity
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yes - seems a couple other cars got hit around the neighbourhood as well - fucking vandlas...
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a real PITA; as rear/side glass isn't as quick to remedy as a front windscreen
sorry to hear it, and best luck to a speedy fix. |
If only I could go for drive in a Gallardo or Ruf Turbo as a way to blow away the blues...
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06-29-2006, 01:10 PM
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^ Beautiful rant.
Oh yea, send some of those drunken-slutty sorority gals towards Boston..
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06-29-2006, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
Plus, with names like Julius, NaughtyGirl69, and Marty how could he not be gay...? I think we all know who the real flamer is here...  |
haha jackass .. you cant change your name ... 
the way you put those nanmes .... looks like they are all different people lol
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06-30-2006, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
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Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex
^ Beautiful rant.
Oh yea, send some of those drunken-slutty sorority gals towards Boston.. |
I'm sure there are plenty of them up there as well, just go to any frat party at a major university and they're quite abundant. It's too bad y'all don't get many southern or texas girls up they're because they are easily the best lookin girls in the U.S.
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Oh there are.. they're just all fat bitches up here for the most part. I totally hear ya man, I need me a nice southern girl to wake up to every morning and come home to every night..
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07-01-2006, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by pehtren
You should buy yourself something like this:
For your penis, and a lock to lock it when you pass out |
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07-01-2006, 04:36 PM
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I say pics or stfu  next time chain your camera to your hand, no excuses for no pics next time 8)
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07-01-2006, 04:53 PM
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No no no.. not you... you wake up, you looks left - hot babe, you looks right - hot babe... you take camera and do click click
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