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08-14-2005, 05:17 AM
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paml83... pms would have been more like it... this things a b i t c h
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08-14-2005, 05:31 AM
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paml83 there is something I want to ask you:
1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?
2. Are you ready for children?
Thanks in advance honey.
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08-14-2005, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by dingo
paml83 there is something I want to ask you:
1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?
2. Are you ready for children?
Thanks in advance honey.
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I googled a bit and found her
I knew she was hot :roll:
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08-14-2005, 06:39 AM
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Thanks mate, I am booking my flight to Abidjan right now - she is irresistable!!!!
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08-14-2005, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by dingo
Thanks mate, I am booking my flight to Abidjan right now - she is irresistable!!!!
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It's a race then!
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08-14-2005, 07:24 AM
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lmfao ....
thast a photoshop right ...
i cant imagine anyone that ugly :roll:
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08-14-2005, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by komotar
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Dear Sir,
Are you mentally challenged ? displaying a picture of your girlfriend and then claiming it is me without even bothering to change the filename is not so very clever.
Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.
p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.
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08-14-2005, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by paml83
p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.
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I want YOU......not your money! If your only half as hot as komotars girlfriend then you are for me.
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08-14-2005, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by paml83
Originally Posted by komotar
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Dear Sir,
Are you mentally challenged ? displaying a picture of your girlfriend and then claiming it is me without even bothering to change the filename is not so very clever.
Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.
p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.
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You got me ops:
I'll soon be posting her HOT pics in the Ultimat girlfriend topic
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08-14-2005, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by saadie
lmfao ....
thast a photoshop right ...
i cant imagine anyone that ugly :roll:
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no PS... hard to believe...
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08-14-2005, 08:04 PM
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Dear Saadie,
perhaps if you left the confines of your pit for more time than it takes to go to the toilet (you do leave the room for that surely ?) then you would actually meet some real women instead of just the airbrushed *supermodels* that can be found on any free pron site, and maybe then you'd realise that real people come in all shapes and sizes.
Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.
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08-14-2005, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by komotar
Originally Posted by dingo
paml83 there is something I want to ask you:
1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?
2. Are you ready for children?
Thanks in advance honey.
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I googled a bit and found her
I knew she was hot :roll:
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:shock:
Mick Jagger's long lost fraeternal twin???
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08-16-2005, 04:49 PM
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I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.
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08-16-2005, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by gigdy
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.
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youve got some imagination...
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08-16-2005, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by bmagni
Originally Posted by gigdy
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.
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youve got some imagination...
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Or twisted fantasy :shock:
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