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Old 02-18-2007, 05:21 PM   #16
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yep, I'm with Dani.... it's just toooo weird!
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:28 PM   #17
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Default Re: i am inlove with the other lady but i am scared of my wi

Originally Posted by Tyronne
if my wife finds out she will cut my balls off what the eff should i do? i mean this other lady is such a cock teaser and i just wanna ball her right there and then.

I spend days and night thinking and planning how i will get inside her and keep it a secret from my wife. I am so obsessed with her i even wrote a song for her.

http://media.putfile.com/Tyronne-pla...ather-Montanez

Has anyone ever cheated on their wife? How do i keep it a secret if I cheat on her?

I am back in Texas from Baghdad for 3 days now and my wife doesnt even know i am here in USA. I've been seeing heather for the past 2 days but i feel that when i wake up I will run back to my wife.
Wow - and here your wife and I were trying to think of the best way to break our relatonship to you...




















































uhm - before you bust a .45 cap in my arse... it's a joke...ok? But the gist of my response is really simple... How would you feel if you found out she was boning someone else? :roll:
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:31 PM   #18
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^^ LOL. When RC says joke he means he is serious - remember he originally came from a place well south of the Equator. Everything is reverse there!
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:37 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Am I the only one that thinks that Tyronne is one of those Chuck/Hoff/Vin/Paul Walker alter egos??
I just checked his IP and he is genuine (it doesn't match any other accounts). I think Tyronne is just a bit different that is all.
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:43 PM   #20
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???

I'm just speechless!

But I think you will do the right thing..... Keep your wife, and build your house. I've just got a baby boy a month 1/2 ago... and it feels great
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:52 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by Jabba
Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Am I the only one that thinks that Tyronne is one of those Chuck/Hoff/Vin/Paul Walker alter egos??
I just checked his IP and he is genuine (it doesn't match any other accounts). I think Tyronne is just a bit different that is all.
well there goes that theory

To Tyronne: Don't cheat on your wife. Its just not going to end well. If you truly love her you will stay with her and be faithful.
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:18 PM   #22
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Wasn't his wife a member here as well?

Well Tyronne has gone back to his wife, I presume, so I'll wish him well.
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:52 PM   #23
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Originally Posted by Jabba
Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Am I the only one that thinks that Tyronne is one of those Chuck/Hoff/Vin/Paul Walker alter egos??
I just checked his IP and he is genuine (it doesn't match any other accounts). I think Tyronne is just a bit different that is all.
thanks for clearing that up; I was afraid I was posting w/out knowing it! :spaz:


seriously tho, I couldn't come up with something this wierd on my own
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:01 PM   #24
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meee sooo hoorrnyy.
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