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06-24-2006, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Marty
Hey dirty old peeps ... whats cookin below yo ass holmes!
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No homo's - you must leave - 2 month ban
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06-24-2006, 05:47 PM
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#17
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
Chaps - do sig your "Club" name -- He's a cop Zed - I am not scared ... however i do need a quick-action-plan ... must implement that - I choose to be an e-guinnaepig too , and will keep the Gentleman updated 8)
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well, if he's a cop, you may have bitten off more than you can chew, gov'nah, after all, you can't hide from the radio
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06-24-2006, 06:11 PM
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He is going to be well north of me - Beside - He seems like a bit of a douch, my good man. Thing's are well in sight - If not though I have a # 2 of course
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06-24-2006, 06:12 PM
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Best of luck chap. Keep us abreast of the situation!
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06-24-2006, 06:46 PM
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Hahaha - Indeed I will - Keep the 34 for me though pls - this might not end will.... but , how are things with ching chong theses days? (don't be mad''' club rule) haha
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06-24-2006, 06:47 PM
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ahhaha - i'm not changing my drunken post 8)
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06-24-2006, 07:04 PM
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she doing quite well. one wekk until i'm out there.
I'm going to have a shitload of posts to read when i get back :roll:
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06-24-2006, 07:11 PM
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Where are you headed old man - 60 year old bottles of wine- and whores that never grow old?
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06-24-2006, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
Where are you headed old man - 60 year old bottles of wine- and whores that never grow old?
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No wine my good man. Just some Ale and a woman of the sheets from the far east who knows how raise a chaps blood pressure quaint battlefield called Oakland.
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06-24-2006, 07:45 PM
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Hahaha - Sub forum Moded 8)
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06-24-2006, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
Hahaha - Sub forum Moded 8)
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Good day count drunkula. I say as long as you and this girl or her bf are not good friends you break out your driver and bust a straight one down the fairway. But if you are good friends then you have to stick around for the aftermath and its never good.
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06-27-2006, 12:47 AM
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Gentlemen -- Things with the Wench I mentioned above seem to be going well.
An excerpt:
stef says:
i still have to prin tout the newst version
stef says:
maybe tomorrow after work
Ben says:
can't read off the screen?
stef says:
i'd rather take you to bed!
stef says:
jk
Ben says:
haha
stef says:
but i'll print it out
Ben says:
alright
Ben says:
come paint my room
stef says:
kinda
stef says:
i like not sitting at paper work
stef says:
right after i get you that DQ
Transfer of "Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown.mp3" is complete.
Ben says:
great -- i hate this - you seem alright
Ben says:
i could hang out with you
Ben says:
but never will
stef says:
ahh..
stef says:
maybe one day
stef says:
on some level
stef says:
i wouldn't want to lose touch
stef says:
we;ll have to go for lunch or something when you can
Ben says:
bah
Ben says:
well - i might be in town in july
Ben says:
i'll make a terrible impression and you can go on your merry way
stef says:
oh common
stef says:
alright then it's a deal
stef says:
say hi to alix, and i'l l give her dirty looks when i see her
Ben says:
haha
stef says:
and we;ll talk later
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The out of the blue "I'd rather take you to bed!" comment kinda threw me ... not so subtle, but subtle do to it's context in the rest of the long convo...
Thoughts --- do tell your stories old man ... enlighten us
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06-27-2006, 10:36 AM
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Ahh.. the young ladies.. They al need to be put in their place as you have already mentioned..
Sounds like you've gotten yourself a nice foundation so far.. try not to break it
I am currently working on 2 best friends. Extremely cute and very well endowed in upper frontal region.
Sometime's I feel like I'll be able to bag both, but I also get the feeling I'm getting played.
Damn it's been a long and dry 5 months..
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06-27-2006, 01:42 PM
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Good show old man --
I say let them think they're playing you and take both for a long trip down threesome lane if possible.
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06-27-2006, 02:44 PM
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^^ and suddenly i feel like being in one of those old 1940's movie lol
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