Jokes and Humour Got a joke, funny picture or video to share? Post it here |
10-31-2008, 05:00 AM
|
#1
|
Regular User
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: the US of A, sometimes also London
Posts: 466
|
financial advice from 10000rpm
Great advice in these troubling financial times.
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
$42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg!
__________________
twin turbo, AWD, AWS, 6spd, drop dead gorgeous, what's not to like? mitsubishi should go back and make these again
|
|
|
10-31-2008, 10:29 AM
|
#2
|
Regular User
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 248
|
Been doing that for years now, still broke!!!!!
|
|
|
10-31-2008, 12:25 PM
|
#3
|
Regular User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 55
|
lol !!!
|
|
|
10-31-2008, 12:31 PM
|
#4
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 16
|
That was great.
|
|
|
10-31-2008, 12:46 PM
|
#5
|
Regular User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Arad, Romania
Posts: 38
|
Your doing it wrong
|
|
|
11-06-2008, 06:48 PM
|
#6
|
Regular User
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SoCal
Posts: 1,570
|
LOL, nice. I didn't realize you could get so much for aluminum. I use either the 5 cent per can machines at the grocery stores or else the local recycling center that just weighs stuff (and usually pays less per can.)
|
|
|
11-06-2008, 11:22 PM
|
#7
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 6,610
|
I read about an English couple who wanted to buy first class transantlantic tickets for their honeymoon and spent their free time recycling cans to earn frequent flyer points.
__________________
One stumble does not constitute total failure;
One victory does not constitute total success.
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|