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Old 06-15-2005, 05:37 PM   #1
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Default Bill Gates will pay you some bucks

LOL Anyone got some money yet?

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, but this is from my good friend Pearlas Sanborn and she really is an attorney.. If she says that this will work - it WILL work. After all, what have you got to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.....JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!!
I'm an attorney, and I know the law. This thing is for real.
Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game.

She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid In Full". Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $203.15..

For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $156.29.

And for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $17.65. Within two weeks, Intel will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

I thought this was a scam myself, but a friend of my good friend's Aunt Patricia, who works at Intel, actually got a check of $4,543.23 by forwarding this e-mail.

Try it, what have you got to lose????
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Old 06-15-2005, 05:55 PM   #2
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I bet someone out there actually fell for it
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:21 PM   #3
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:turns off flame thrower:

and here i was ready to blast a moron

I rememebr seeing this email in high school i can't believe it's still in circulation
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:33 PM   #4
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I'm always in the mood of killing someone after having received an email of that kind .
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:21 PM   #5
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i remember this scam! feel sorry for those who actually fall for that shit.
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Old 06-16-2005, 09:59 PM   #6
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Default Re: Bill Gates will pay you some bucks

Originally Posted by ARMAN


I'm an attorney (...)When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game.
What kind of a fucktard lawyer would write a "sentence" like that anyway?
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