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Old 02-10-2004, 10:29 PM   #4
Zarkoff500
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Not so good pick up lines:

Man: "What would $50 get me?
Woman:"Excuse me?"
Man: "My buddy told me that you looked like a whore"

Man to woman: "I don't think that leg braces make a woman less attractive"

"So what is your fat friends name?"

Man grasping a womans chest: "I'm so sorry, I thought that was my breast"

Man: "So I hear that women really don't like the word cunt?"

"None of the hot chicks will even look my way, so I thought, what the hell, I'll bet SHE'LL talk to me"

I'f I get you drunk, will you fuck me?

Do you have any hot friends?
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