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01-31-2008, 11:23 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Detroit
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It isn't a BJ, its a "Suck Gift"
"Hello...I'm Andy Roo-nee.
"Did you ever wonder why they call it a "Blow-Job"?
"Me too.
"You don't really "blow" on it. We'll, some gals do...but it looks wierd with their cheeks all puffed out....and it
feels kind of funny too. No, the real treat is when they "suck" it. That's when you get the, as I like to call it
"full affect".
"And it's not really a "Job" either. That takes the magic out the whole event. Reducing it to something like
a business transaction. True...some gals make it a point to make a career out this sort of thing. But I bey they
don't list that as their occupation on the federal income tax form. I've never gotten a receipt. ......Right....
No, a good old fashion "hummer"....as we used to call them...in the back of my father's Hudson from
Sally Pewterschmidt when we went to drive inn...was more like a "Gift". I guess she liked...the Jumbo-Sized
Popcorn I'd always used...to get her.
"I think they should call these a "Suck-Gifts". Yeah, that it's...a "Suck Gift"
I'm Andy Rooney.
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01-31-2008, 11:20 PM
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Location: Baltimore, Md
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please some one pay him to say that.
Hell we should start a charity fund.
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01-31-2008, 11:34 PM
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Location: Palm Beach, Florida
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02-01-2008, 02:51 AM
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Location: SoCal
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"Affect" is a verb while "effect" is a noun. I'll forgive the other typos.
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