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Old 06-05-2006, 05:51 AM   #1
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Default Maggot Inside head

Disgusting...

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11484...t_In_Your_Head
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:08 AM   #2
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How the hell that thing did the hole??
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:26 AM   #3
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thats pretty darn GROSS and yes, how the hell does a maggot dig a hole in a person's skull?
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:00 AM   #4
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Well - maggots only eat dead flesh, so it's rather a god thing she got "maggots" instead of gangreen..

Maggots you can remove
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Old 06-06-2006, 05:27 AM   #5
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And if that thing started digging inside, instead to the exit???

And the relaxed look of the woman?? I think I would go bezerk if someone told me I had a maggot in my head!!
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:41 PM   #6
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can you imagine that feeling when she pulls the maggot out slowly from your scalp.....aaahhhhrrrggg
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:47 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by gucom
thats pretty darn GROSS and yes, how the hell does a maggot dig a hole in a person's skull?
By getting stinged by some sort of musquito?
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:50 PM   #8
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had already seen something like that...

in this link

http://www.heaven666.org/videos/magg...s-neck-670.php
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:50 PM   #9
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DUDE!!!

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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Old 06-09-2006, 09:08 PM   #10
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Its called a Bot Fly larva.

The larva is dropped off by the fly (usually onto a cow or monkey or squirrel), but sometimes onto a human. Its so small when this happens that you probably wouldn't even know it.

Then the larva burrows into the skin wher it lives for about a month during which time it grows by feeding on your flesh.

If not extracted, it will come out on its own in a few weeks.

This is one of the most disturbing parasites a person can get.
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Old 06-11-2006, 02:51 PM   #11
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OMG :shock:

That thing was freakin HUGE!

It gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

I was gagging as the doctor was pulling it out.
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:09 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by RC45
Well - maggots only eat dead flesh, so it's rather a god thing she got "maggots" instead of gangreen..

Maggots you can remove
good point. but still grose
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