Funnies at the Canadian auto show

[deth]

1. so i was walking form the MTCC to the skydome and is see this

notice the upper left corner of the stand. at the time it was open for business, but that pic didnt turn out. in anycase my friends and i had agood laugh. in response the lady working there asked if i thought it was funny, and of course i told her i thought it was hilarious, and that i would hope her beer nuts contained nuts. she proceeded to explain how ppl dont realize etc etc and asked me again if it thought i was funny. i said yes it still is and its ridiculous for ppl to not know that. i then walked off mumbling something about darwin

2. so i got to the skydome and i went to go have a look at teh G35 coupe. it was locked so i went to look at their huge new SUV...its really ridiculous. i then went back to the G35, and theres a middle age man sitting it in w/ a salesman trying hard to make the hard sell. i hang around in hopes of getting a look at teh car after teh man leaves. at the car show they usually take the shift knobs so ppl dont steal them. the same was the case in this car. the infiniti salesman was going on and on about how it was gold coloured meaning it it was titanium coated so it would be more wear resistant. the man in the car reaches down, touches it and replies 'its plastic'. the salesman replies "right, i meant titanium coated COULORED"......i happened to snicker and got the most evil look from the salesman, i walked off after that cuz i was pretty damn sure i wasnt gonna get the look inside i was hoping for.