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Old 02-07-2004, 02:44 PM   #1
gigdy
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Default Pick up lines

At the risk of looking like I'm spamming i was wondering if any one has some good original pick up lines.

Do you wan to play house? you be the screen door and ill slam you all night

Do you want to play zoo? you be the lion and get down on all fours and ill feed you the meat.

I couldn't get into my underwear today can i get into yours?

you want to play pretend? We'll pretend I'm milk and ill do your body good.
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