Have you ever been f****d ?

[saadie]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you ever been f****d?" The fellow
looked up in amazement and said "No". She said "You will be when the tide comes in.