Bad in Street Fight

[BADMIHAI]

Holy fuckers! I was having coffee with a friend at this (fairly) stylish cafe when these three brown guys come in and start picking on the waiters because they (the waiters) wouldn't serve them any more booze. They started making a scene. One of these guys went outside to light a cigarette while his other two buddies started punching the cash register and threatening the waiters. The one guy who had gone outside to light his cigarette came back in with the cigarette. My friend went to this guy and told him nicely not to smoke inside. The other two guys and the guy with the cigarette instantly jumped my friend and pushed him outside (he was in the doorway). They pushed him to the ground and started kicking him on the ground. I yelled at them to stop and they wouldn't listen, so I grabbed a couple of them and pushed them back, telling them to stop hitting my friend. This is when the two guys started attacking me. One guy tried to punch me ( I think they did land a couple of punches, as I have a little cut on my chin) and his buddy followed suit. This is when I let the kicks roll in. Whoever said kicks don't work in street fights obviously didn't take taekwondo. Because there was two of them, I kept backing up and kicking them...badly. Next thing I know I'm walking my friend away from this all and one of those three guys is lying unconscious on the ground, bleeding. That's when the cops showed up and we took off. We came back after five minutes. These brown guys told us (sometime during the fight) that they were tamils from Sri Lanka and they'll put hits on us. It was only when writing the police statement did I notice my t-shirt was ripped (looks frightengly close to a cut actually) and also my (removed "blouse") swetter. I don't think they tried to cut me. It's most likely they tried to grab me and my t-shirt and they ripped when I pulled back. I hate street fights and haven't been in one in 8 years, when I put one guy in a 3-day coma. This shit is frightening. I hope none of you guys has to get in a street fight anytime soon.