Two men were on a flight to Pitsburg and both happened to have black-eyes.
Eventually, one man asked the other "How did you get that shiner?" to which he replied, "It's a funny story, but when I was getting the ticket for my flight, there was an incredibly georgous woman beside me, and instead of saying "One ticket to Pitsburg", i said "one ticket to Titsburg" to which she nocked me a good one.
The othere man then exclaimed "Thats exactly what happened to me! I was eating breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say "Honey, could you pass the cherios" but instead I said "You ruined my life, bitch."