Who has a 'quote book' where they work?

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Inspired by jon_s's work-related post...

At this time of year we collate all the stupid quotes people have made during the year, which we write down, and give out prizes.

This is a pretty common thing to do in the UK, how about where you work?

Oh, and let us know the 'best' quote of 2005 in your workplace...



This isn't the best one, but one I can remember from this years quotes where I work:

(a colleague of mine after talking to a vertically challenged employee):

Him: There's lots of them about these days

Me: Lots of what?

Him: Midgets

(cue lots of people saying stuff like 'You can't say THAT in the office')

We missed our ethics refresher this year. hehe.