The good news is, the Vespa made it through the ordeal without a scratch.
The real story:
A teen allegedly claimed he got distracted by his cellphone while rounding a curve in a residential neighborhood and spectacularly launched himself into the garage.
My version:
Teen was jackassing about. W0ots, I g0ts teh Gee-F0rcEs!!!! Crapzors, a HAUse!!1!!