Automatic Ferrari
Yesterday, I was getting a pizza at a local pub so I would have something to eat when I was drunk... and I noticed that there was an older Ferrari in the shitty used car lot across the street. So I went over to take a look. It was a nice, red, 328. But when I look inside, it was automatic! I weeped for the poor Ferrari, which had lost its dignity because the wife of a rich busnissman can't drive stick. It makes me sad. What do you all think?
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