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Old 01-21-2004, 06:18 PM   #1
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Default Gynecologist Changes Careers

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So he found out from his local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all he could. When time for the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:20 PM   #2
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WHAHAHA nice1, lol, ill remember that1
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:22 PM   #3
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that's a good one I'll have to save that
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Old 02-02-2004, 06:47 PM   #4
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I laughed hard at that one..
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Old 02-09-2004, 08:58 PM   #5
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that is a very good one , gonna translate it !!
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Old 02-10-2004, 12:32 AM   #6
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That would be quite impressive!!
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