Improving Star Wars

[TopGearNL]

25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womb-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

The Phantom Menace
1. My fate shall be no different to that of my pants.
2. Anakin, I die every time I see you in those awful pants.
3. At last we shall reveal our pants to the Jedi. At last we shall have revenge.
4. My pants are showing? Oh my!
5. Pants disruption can only mean one thing...
6. Don't center on your pants, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.
7. That's the sound of a thousand terrible pants heading this way...
8. What, you think you some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?
9. Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know? The Queen will not approve.
10. Even master Yoda doesn't have a pants count that high.
11. The Queen is worried. Her pants are suffering, dying.
12. Revealed, your pants are.
13. What about the pants?....Wipe them out. All of them.

[Mattk]

Haha!

But Star Wars will never improve unless the Empire wins at the end.

[Stoopie]

LOL Mattk, you don't want to have this discussion AGAIN with me, I am a Jedi Master and I win in the end. At everything.

[Mattk]

I watched The Revenge of the Sith recently, and I was cheering as Darth Vader got up and started being cool. 8)

[Stoopie]

Didn't I mention that Darth Vader is working at a callcenter nowadays? That's not cool.

[Mattk]

Ah, yes, I remember you showed me that rebel propaganda. Fake, fake, fake! Lord Vader is still the coolest.

[Stoopie]

It is no propaganda, we Jedi's are known for being truthful. We don't spread propaganda, you guys just 'accidentally' let these images slip!

And btw, Darth Vader is just inappropriate.