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05-12-2006, 05:30 AM
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i hate girls when...
im kissing her, and suddenly she remembers her boyfriend and leaves me with balls pain!! if you start something finish it please!!
edit: Based on yerteday's night!!
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05-12-2006, 05:42 AM
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Gee... that's bad. Never happened to me, guess I'm a luck guy 8) , or just don't mess with comited girls.. 
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05-12-2006, 05:43 AM
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And.. if in a time like that, she remembers her boyfriend, maybe it's because you were doing something wrong.. hehehehe 
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05-12-2006, 06:16 AM
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05-12-2006, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by cooperluke
or just don't mess with comited girls.. |
Girls who are ready to make out with someone else rather then their boyfriend, are hardly what I'd call "committed" 
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05-12-2006, 06:45 AM
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She was probably drunk. Excessive alcohol makes girls far more promiscuous than they usually are.
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05-12-2006, 06:55 AM
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well, shes not completely commited, in fact shes going to leave him... but im not a cheater!! knew this girl and have some time with her before this 2 month boyfriend... it was my fault cause didnt have balls to tell her something before this ex?-boyfriend..?? but this is not the concept!!
any girl commited or not can leave you with a very hard balls pain!!
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05-12-2006, 08:34 AM
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Oh boy.. blue balls has got to be the worst thing ever..
Sounds like this girl(Bitch, IMO) needs to figure out what she wants. I'm guessing she's younger than you buy a few years?
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05-12-2006, 10:00 AM
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ouch, i hate that. that is when you need to say "look bitch you can't leave me like this atleast suck me off" and if she is like no, then punch her in the pussy and go now we are even
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05-12-2006, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by bultaco_metralla
any girl commited or not can leave you with a very hard balls pain!!
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LOL!!! that's very true
and they must come back to finish with a BJ!!
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05-12-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobo
.... they always phones me, every day at least 3 times AAAARGH gimme some space
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:fuck: thats why i never fuck with uptight chicks like that 
then again i was never looking for a "long" relationship.. and if nagging is what its all about (sure looks like it to me) then i aint gonna look for one for looooong time
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05-12-2006, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Time for a cold shower Bultaco..........   |
Fortunately my pool is clean since Saint week and had a cold swim ... but what you dont know is.... that i realised that when you have balls pain at normal temperature is worst to take a cold shower cause the balls pain increases almost double... your balls get smaller, caused by cold, if you dont "shake the bananaa" you have a smaller place to allow the "substance" ( lol )....
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05-12-2006, 02:41 PM
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Ok im unconfortable reading about your balls and such. Just let her know she owes you, and/or find another girl who is less likely to put you in that situation.
Problem sorted 
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05-12-2006, 03:15 PM
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05-12-2006, 03:30 PM
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^^ lmao .... he really threw up
its effin disgusting  .. NSFW
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i laughed so hard at that 
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