GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME

[GT-R_R34]

GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME

The White House, USA ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I attacked and took over two sovereign countries.
One of them because they shot at my daddy. (But forgot to say because my daddy shot at him in the first place.)
I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history.
I set an economic record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world Ã, history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
I allowed the Attorney General to withhold simple constitutional rights against anyone we feel like with no accountability or proof in any way.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
I can also show you how to win government contract bids if you're a friend or cabinet member without the bids going out into the public bid arena.
My name and not my brain got me in and out of some colleges.
I can coerce the Republican-obligated Supreme Court to say I won an election when I didn't by not allowing a confirming accounting to be completed in a state run by my brother.

PERSONAL REFERENCES:
For personal references, please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next one. No public bid on government contracts allowed since I already gave 'em to my friends).

[1zippo1]

I'm glad there are at least some sceptic US inhabitants and certainly if I take into account you come from: California where people have just voted for someone with a brain nearly as big as my goldfish

[scubywrxr]

CAn u draw up a Resume for Thabo Mbeki?

[666fast]

There are plenty of us skeptics zippo! I widh Bush wasn't in office, i never wanted him in office.
Pretty cool list, I'm gonna send it to a friend.

[GT-R_R34]

Originally Posted by scubywrxr CAn u draw up a Resume for Thabo Mbeki?

is that the president of south africa? i which i could but i got this from a friend

[chest3r]

hey if we had Al Gore as our president he would have been appologizing to the terrorists on Sep 12.

Funny thing, liberals always critisize and never get things done. Al Gore wouldn't have taken out Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan, taken out Saddam, and have Bin Laden on the run.

I'd like to see the liberals complain when they are pumping Iraqi gasoline into their cars 10 years from now.

GT-R_R34, please copy and send my reply to your friend, i would appreciate it.

[blah]

Uhhhh...I guess if you call getting things done, destroying the economy, loosing 2 million jobs in 1 year, and ruining all alliances we had, yea i guess bush gets a Star. You say gore wouldnt have done anything? Yet gore is the one with ACTUAL combat experience, who didnt have his daddy get him out of vietnam. Also Bin Laden isnt on the run, this guy makes a new video every other week! How can you say liberals get nothing done. FDR a liberal got us out of the Depression, Johnson a Liberal got lots of civil rights acts passed, JFK a liberal basically got us to the moon, by spending money on NASA, Clinton a liberal got us the greatest surplus we have ever experienced.

[fedezyl]

Hey Justin, your attitude reminds me of someone....Mr Bush himself, a brainless monkey with a shotgun.

Clinton got 10,000 troops stuck in the Balkans. FDR's new deal needed time to get us out of the depression but had no effect because WW2 happened, which was the real cause for getting out of the depression. ppl working towards the war effort helped the economy not the new deal. Johnson a Liberal, well i'll qoute from what he said, "I will not send american boys 8 or 10 thousand miles to do a job that asian boys should be doing for themselves" yet after 13 yrs of fighting in vietnam 58,000 troops died. Clinton had the opportunity to get Bin Laden but sent a few cruise missles instead. i have no problem with the fact that he got his dick sucked but why lie about it? it makes oyu think that if pressured he could have lied about anything more serious.

to prevent terrorists from attacking, planning and recruiting more terrorists you have to go to the source, if that means middle eastern countries then so be it. if you think going into "sovereign nations" was a bad idea then give me your suggestion.

[fedezyl]

The problem of terrorism is sticking your nose where you're not welcome, and if you are going to stick it, at least be diplomatic and don't act as if you own the world

prior to 9-11 we were not going to countries where we didnt belong. the terrorists attacked us and it was our duty to get them before they could do more damage in the future. ppl that have the mindset of dying for "their god" dont want anything to do with diplomatic relations. hatred and ignorance clouds their mind and we tried doing it diplomatically but the rest of the world doesnt have a fuckin pair of balls. the UN had their chance and failed to get saddam to stop creating weapons but he continued to be defiant. that is until we took appropiate action and ousted him and his corrupt government. he is on the run and it will be a matter of time before he dies from stress, a heart attack or our bullets.

[fedezyl]

Oh yes...that's right...let seee...
In Vietnam the U.S. didn't stick it's nose, neither they did in Korea..or the Irak-Iran war, or the Afghanistan war, or, well...right now, with the Israelo-Palestinian conflict.
And that's just to mention some countries, not to mention the CIA and the dictature in CHILE and Argentina, or Nicaragua.
And that's military intervention, not to mention the U.S. governement supported scam by Enron and an Oil power plant in India, where they had a coal power plant working and supplying more than enough power for the region, considering that India's biggest resource is coal..
But no, the U.S. doesn't stick it's nose where they are not welcom, they don't fuck smaller countries for their own bennefit...
To bad you don't get to see all this on CNN or NBC news, well it really doesn't suprise me since these news networks are controled by the U.S. governement and thus show only what is politicaly correct, if not, look at the "new" Iraq war, anyone not agreeing or with different opinion is antipatriotic and gets fired, and well, not to show the other side of the war, the children and women that get killed...
No the U.S. does everything from good will and doesn't want anything from these countries...
Please...open your eyes and see what the world has become...then you might understand why terrorists target the U.S. only....weird isn't it? from over 200 countries in the world the U.S. is the only country Al Quaeda is threatening...I wonder why...

[GT-R_R34]

uhh good point but who cares its just a joke sure some might be real but who cares everything is in the pass if i knew this was going to turn into politics i would never posted this.

[blah]

Originally Posted by justin syder Clinton got 10,000 troops stuck in the Balkans. FDR's new deal needed time to get us out of the depression but had no effect because WW2 happened, which was the real cause for getting out of the depression. ppl working towards the war effort helped the economy not the new deal. Johnson a Liberal, well i'll qoute from what he said, "I will not send american boys 8 or 10 thousand miles to do a job that asian boys should be doing for themselves" yet after 13 yrs of fighting in vietnam 58,000 troops died. Clinton had the opportunity to get Bin Laden but sent a few cruise missles instead. i have no problem with the fact that he got his dick sucked but why lie about it? it makes oyu think that if pressured he could have lied about anything more serious. to prevent terrorists from attacking, planning and recruiting more terrorists you have to go to the source, if that means middle eastern countries then so be it. if you think going into "sovereign nations" was a bad idea then give me your suggestion.

those cruise missles came within hours of killing osama bin laden, bush hasnt even gotten within days, and we have a whole military force over there.