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10-17-2003, 07:21 PM
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight! .................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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10-17-2003, 07:22 PM
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LOL; not so easy for me, english not beeing my first language, but funny! 
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10-17-2003, 07:35 PM
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hehehe...thats hilarious 
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10-17-2003, 08:45 PM
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LMAO... this is very funny.
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10-17-2003, 08:52 PM
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hehe, very nice find!!
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10-17-2003, 08:55 PM
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That is so hysterical. Nice one
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10-17-2003, 09:00 PM
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10-18-2003, 12:55 AM
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LMAO,chinese is easy to learn,lol j/k
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10-18-2003, 01:16 AM
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hahahahahahaha...nice find dude 
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10-18-2003, 11:32 AM
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
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Originally Posted by GT-R_R34
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
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HAHAHAHA I love that one
very funny, good find
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10-18-2003, 12:02 PM
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LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards
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10-18-2003, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by themailman34
LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards |
I know a few  But these are jokes, nothing personal......
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11-16-2003, 03:02 PM
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That is some Fa king funny shit.
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11-21-2003, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by themailman34
LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards |
yea i'm chinese, i'm gonna sue your fucking ass for being racist!!!
haha just kidding...i found it funny too
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11-28-2003, 04:18 PM
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sorry, no offense meant stracing.. I have quite a few asian pals who taught this was very funny.. in fact one of them emailed this to me...
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