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Old 08-30-2003, 12:32 PM   #1
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Default Laugh at the Pregnant Lady

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and
he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth
move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in
such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I
couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an
advertisement which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.'
Then she moved under one that read, 'Sloans Liniments Remove
Swelling.' I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisement which read, 'William's Stick Did The Trick.' Then
I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move
she sat under an advertisement which read, 'Dunlop Rubber would
have prevented this accident.'" He won the case.
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Old 08-30-2003, 02:07 PM   #2
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lmao good one
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:28 PM   #3
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LMAO!!
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:20 PM   #4
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Enjoyed that one alot
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Old 09-28-2003, 11:58 PM   #5
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Hahaha...where do you get these???
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