Lol. Would you guys believe me if I say I've seen worse?
I'll try to take pics next time, but here's a short list so far...
1) 4-door, white, honda civic si, with full body kit, and a rear spoiler that would SHAME a pikes peak escudo's... (I am not exaggerating)
2) '89 toyota corrola, dark blue, with a busted (sounds like it) stock exhaust, with a 5zigen sticker on top of it, and a rear spoiler that could be best described as a "pothole" design. I mean, imagine a spoiler being cut into 3 equal parts, and the middle part is sunked by about 6 inches below the other two.
3) Lowered Kia Pride with racing wheels and a home-made sport suspension. (i.e. springs were cut at home)