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Old 03-12-2004, 08:47 PM   #1
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Default Fast russian course

http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Russian.html
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Old 03-13-2004, 05:23 AM   #2
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Now I can look smart infront of my friend by talking Russian .. And tell them to tell any Russian guy they want to lysogo v kulake gonyat' them Hehehe..

It means lysogo v kulake gonyat' (expr.)
to masturbate English analog is "to pet one's monkey"; Literally translation is "To run bald dude throughover one's fist"


Bookmarked the site.. Thanks.
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Old 03-13-2004, 05:51 AM   #3
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Pochti velikolepnoe proiznoshenie ))
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Old 03-13-2004, 11:15 AM   #4
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so i was driving down the road, and a deer ran out in front of me. i was all like "ebat'-kopat"!
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Old 03-13-2004, 11:20 AM   #5
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right now im "khuem grushi okolachivat" at jabbas world.
wow, there are some pretty graphic ones in there, guys. nice...
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:00 PM   #6
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Мнё кажетса што толька в руском столька матюков эсть.
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:48 PM   #7
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Bjacha-mucha u menja russkich klaves niet , naschot mat'ukov SFDMALEX - eto tochno
I am glad everyone enjoy the site, there are many other different languages there
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:17 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
Мнё кажетса што толька в руском столька матюков эсть.
Ну нехуево написал !!!!

There are several mistakes in those translations.
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:21 PM   #9
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SWEEET, thanx a lot
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Old 03-13-2004, 08:19 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by noosee
Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
Мнё кажетса што толька в руском столька матюков эсть.
Ну нехуево написал !!!!

There are several mistakes in those translations.
Hmm I guess Im not the only one who speaks Russian
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:14 PM   #11
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Very funny site
they should also put in безталеч

and a "G" rated curse word, yolki palki, hehe....
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Old 03-16-2004, 02:15 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Nemisis8u
Originally Posted by noosee
Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
Мнё кажетса што толька в руском столька матюков эсть.
Ну нехуево написал !!!!

There are several mistakes in those translations.
Hmm I guess Im not the only one who speaks Russian
nope
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Old 03-16-2004, 02:20 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by noosee
Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
Мнё кажетса што толька в руском столька матюков эсть.
Ну нехуево написал !!!!

There are several mistakes in those translations.
В каких переводах ашыбки?
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Old 03-16-2004, 02:40 PM   #14
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Blin a smotriu tut russkie est' ))) uzhe 4 chela tak tochno mozhet eshio kto ?

Russkij Jazik Moguch svoej silo, osobenno leksikoj kotoruju ciasto mogut poniat' tol'ko sami russkie
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:30 PM   #15
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A ty kak dumal? Nas zhe milliony Well we should speak english here I guess so everyone know what we say
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