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Old 02-09-2006, 05:46 AM   #1
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Default Beware of 2 hot babes at Shopping Centre Car Park !

don't complain afterwards, you've been warned!


The latest scam from the Zürich area which happened to me at the local Shopping Centre.

Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful. 8)
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:49 AM   #2
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Hahaha. Nice one!
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Old 02-09-2006, 07:46 AM   #3
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heh, heard this one before...
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:57 AM   #4
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^lucky guy
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Old 02-09-2006, 07:42 PM   #5
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Man!... be careful And install videocamera
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