ARGH BITCH!

[coombsie66]

just went to town to drop my sis at the cinema
as im dropping her off, a delivery lorry parks so it makes it really tight for me to squeeze out
so im reversing back, then just see out of the corner of my eye a black car,
stop
and thought fuck me that was close
so pull forward and reverse out
then i see sum bitch get out of the car and start looking round it, then a girl gets out and starts shouting he's hit you he;s hit you!
i was like, wat, did i!"?
i thought i just missed
so i was about to drive off, and she gets a fuckin pen and paper out ot take down my details!!
so i get out, theres like a dust mark on my rear wing which i polish out with my thumb
and she has a mark on her rear bump strip thats like half a finger nail
not even taken paint off
so i said that'll polish out, im sorry i didnt see you
she starts goin off on one
saying dont you try and tell me, this is a new car!!
give me your name and details!
so i did, and said well there's no damage to my car, and very very minor paint mark on yours
so i trust you wont be taking this through the insurance
and she says, well i'll get a quote from the garage to see how much its gunna cast
ITS A FUCKIN SCRATCH ABOUT 3mm SQUARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF I HAD A FUCKIN LAMBORGINI PAINTED IN GOLD I WOULDNT FUCKIN BOTHER!!!!!
LET ALONE A FUCKIN FORD FUSION!!!!!
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