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02-07-2004, 02:44 PM
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Location: Baltimore, Md
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Pick up lines
At the risk of looking like I'm spamming i was wondering if any one has some good original pick up lines.
Do you wan to play house? you be the screen door and ill slam you all night
Do you want to play zoo? you be the lion and get down on all fours and ill feed you the meat.
I couldn't get into my underwear today can i get into yours?
you want to play pretend? We'll pretend I'm milk and ill do your body good.
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02-07-2004, 03:14 PM
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Location: vancouver
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HA HA HA! I wonder i f anyone acutally uses those
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02-10-2004, 05:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Hey baby... if you were a buger, id pick you first!!
If you were a lazer, you'd be set on stunning!
theres a couple for your collection
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02-10-2004, 10:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Seattle, USA
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Not so good pick up lines:
Man: "What would $50 get me?
Woman:"Excuse me?"
Man: "My buddy told me that you looked like a whore"
Man to woman: "I don't think that leg braces make a woman less attractive"
"So what is your fat friends name?"
Man grasping a womans chest: "I'm so sorry, I thought that was my breast"
Man: "So I hear that women really don't like the word cunt?"
"None of the hot chicks will even look my way, so I thought, what the hell, I'll bet SHE'LL talk to me"
I'f I get you drunk, will you fuck me?
Do you have any hot friends?
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02-10-2004, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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you know pick up lines never really work don't you.
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02-10-2004, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Houston but from Mty
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well i know one in spanis and i dont know how to trnaslate it so it will sound good...
werlll here it is in spanish
q technoloooogiiiiaaaa..... hasta los bomobones caminan...
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02-10-2004, 10:48 PM
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Location: Seattle, USA
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They sure do. Just try out some of mine. Work like a charm. Especially the "cunt" one.
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02-10-2004, 11:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Houston, Tx, learning in Ohio
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hi my name's "insert name here". Wanna bone?
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02-11-2004, 12:02 PM
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Location: Baltimore, Md
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You have any gum?
(Girls response doesnt matter)
Whats your number?
(got a really dirty look when i was drunk using it)
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02-11-2004, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Florida
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the only guaranteed pickup line would be a line of drug lol dope that bi**h and take her home! j/k
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02-11-2004, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Kalamazoo, Mi
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hey, wanna go get a pizza and go back to my place to have sex??
what, you dont like pizza? how about chinese?
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02-12-2004, 01:57 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Vancouver, Canada BC
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Heard this one on TV
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
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02-12-2004, 02:00 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Los Angeles, California
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hi my name is snacky, do you like porn?
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02-24-2004, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Houston, Texas, USA
Posts: 163
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If I was a squirel I'd bust a nut in your hole
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02-24-2004, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Vancouver BC
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That looks becoming on you, and if i was on you, I'd be cumming too.
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