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Old 02-13-2004, 04:13 AM   #1
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A fourth grade teacher runs out of material to teach the class one day, so she decides that the kids should answer trivia about past American Presidents for the chance to leave early.

"Who can tell me which president said, 'Four score and twenty years ago...'

Suzie raises her hand and says, "Abe Lincoln."

"Very good," the teacher says, "you are dismissed. Ok, now who can tell me who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.'"

Betty raises her hand and says, "JFK." The teacher dismisses her. Billy, who is sitting in the back is pissed that the girls are getting to leave first, because he knows all the answers.

"I WISH THESE BITCHES WOULD KEEP THIER MOUTH SHUT," he muttered loudly.

"Who SAID that?" the teacher demanded.

"Bill Clinton," Billy yells, "see you on Monday."
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:30 AM   #2
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he throws a wicked twelve-foot arc.

hard to hit in only three tries.
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:37 AM   #3
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ROFLMAOACOMS!
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:38 PM   #4
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Classic joke, great to tell your intellectual friends.
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Old 02-15-2004, 12:38 PM   #5
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hahahaha, that joke has graced beavers inbox a many of times.. never get sick of it, lol
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