Computer Geniuses at work LOL

[Fleischmann]

Here is the all time list of computer geniuses and their achievements:

A woman phoned a computer company and told them that her CD-ROM doesn't work...it turned out that she managed to push a CD into her 5.25 floppy disc drive.

The same as above, except this time the person opened his computer and tried to push the CD into a PCI slot.

During an I.T. lesson a student managed to cut his tongue on the CD-ROM tray, when it was rejecting.

A man complained to a computer company, that his CDRW drive doesn't work, as it can't read the CD. It turned out that he glued stickers to the bottom of the CD, so that it wouldn't ever get scratches on it.

These are all true stories.
If you know any stupid computer stories, you can post them here.

[Ghostbat]

Sound a little too much like fables to me.

[Evo]

A woman phoned a computer company and told them that her CD-ROM doesn't work...it turned out that she managed to push a CD into her 5.25 floppy disc drive.

I saw a pix of that onces on the net.. ..