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jon_s · 09-22-2005, 02:30 PM

This is all taken from ukfiestanetwork which is another forum I use a lot...

Here is the story:

"i went to romford brewry to see wolf creek (dont bother, its shite!) with about 8 mates, and i dragged my little brother and his GF with us! anyway, we saw the film and left with everyone else, a few of us went to the toilet after so we waited about! 2 girls came walking out of the cinema, and one was in tears! so one of my mates asked her if she was ok! she replyed with "**** off!" my mate laughed it off! anyway we walked down the stairs and started walking past mcdonalds towards the car park, for thos who know it! and there were a few boys waiting downstairs, the girls were walking in front and the few boys that were down stairs threw a sweet at one of the girls! the girl picked it up and walked up to one of my lot and called him all the names under the sun and then tryed to slap him! my mate basically told her it wasnt him! i found this quiet amusing! and wound my mate up about getting told by a bird! but then her mate said "get him!" and pointed to me! i spun around and she swag her high heels at me and hit me in the side of the face! and my first reaction was to punch her! so i jabbed her in the face to warn her off, but she swang the shoes at me again! and her mobile phone fell out of her shoes! (a 6230 the same as mine!) so i spun around to pick it up as i thought it was mine! and pocketed it! she then ran at me! and i moved out of the way and she hit the floor and dropped big time! (as she had tights on with no shoes!), i just stood there and laughed with the rest of the crowd and she jumped up again and ran at me now with 1 shoe! i jogged off laughing and she chased me! (i didnt want anymore trouble) so i jogged and she sprinted! i stopped suddenly and she procedded to attack me with her shoe! i slapped her in her face twice and a mate broke it up! she then attacked him and threw a can of coke over him! then security came over and stood in front of the girls and asked us what the problem was! we explained then walked off to the cars whilst blowing kisses at the girls!

i then got in my car and noticed i had her phone! looked through it and she has loads of naked pics of herself p*ssy shots and everythink!

girls these days!

please dont think im a woman beater as i hit this bird! but she was fighting like a man so i slapped her asif she was a man! "

Here are the results:

*****Warning: Not work friendly**********

Pics from the phone:
http://photobucket.com/albums/v625/M...?sc=1&multi=16

Owned posters:
http://www.deathmedia.co.uk/fiesta/priceless.jpg

http://tone.qhostings.co.uk/albums/u...001/own3d2.jpg

Toronto · 09-22-2005, 02:40 PM

you should never hit a woman just push her back if she keeps coming @ you,
but this story was funny,
Owned

jon_s · 09-22-2005, 02:44 PM

I am not going to condone what he did, but why oh why would you a) take a pic of a used tampon and b) keep it on your phone?!?!?!?!

09-22-2005, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by jon_s

I am not going to condone what he did, but why oh why would you a) take a pic of a used tampon and b) keep it on your phone?!?!?!?!

because shes nasty

and ugly >> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nt/Image01.jpg

nthfinity · 09-22-2005, 02:50 PM

LMAO, good story jon... a few times ive been at pubs where some girl goes nuts like that, but never with such a rounchy ending

damn, WTF is she taking a picture of her maxi pad for?

jon_s · 09-22-2005, 02:58 PM

She certianly hit the ugly tree a few times!!!

DeMoN · 09-22-2005, 03:06 PM

omg thats a nasty girl lol. You'd think she isnt the cry type huh?

Fleischmann · 09-22-2005, 03:17 PM

WTF was that girl doing with those kind of pics on her phone. Serves her right. Funny read!!

ZfrkS62 · 09-22-2005, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Toronto

you should never hit a woman just push her back if she keeps coming @ you,
but this story was funny,
Owned

Sorry but i'm going to have to disagree there. When i bitch starts trying to hit you with her fucking shoes, drop her like you'd drop a guy. Maybe that's just left over thoughts from when the girls tried to join the wrestling team and then complained that they didn't want us doing anything involving their chests, but if a chick wants to start trying to fight like a guy, i'm going to treat her like one.

Now if she's just trying to slap and do all the things girls do, then i'll just pin her to the ground so that she's completely immobilized.

LMAO at the story though. she must have gotten even more pissed after realizing what was on there