What makes life 100%?

[GT-R_R34]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103% or giving 110%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If,
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11= 98%

K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.


And, look how far
A S S K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you.

[cho_888]

i hve seen this one before but its a good one

[Nemisis8u]

LMAO, so true